Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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