You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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