I'm drive I can fine osifer
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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