So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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