I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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