I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
How does one acquire holy water?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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