paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
