weddingsv make me drug and hornr
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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