Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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