Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Randomize
