Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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