Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Randomize
