you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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