what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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