He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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