Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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