God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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