we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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