Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i will never coherently bang her
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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