Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
