And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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