It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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