OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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