You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
my poor anus
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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