i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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