There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
