I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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