You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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