Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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