No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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