she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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