this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
My vagina just recognized that song.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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