Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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