Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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