It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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