I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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