IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Randomize
