one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
40s are totally the cure
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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