The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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