it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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