Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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