oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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