seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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