Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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