great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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