i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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