I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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