I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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