I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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