So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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