There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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