Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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