that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
