He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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