How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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