she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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