So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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