Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
